Saturday, 21 February 2015

Making Europe Better

But how are we going to do it?
Do what?

Well, here's a list of ideas which might just make the European continent a better place:

1: Bomb Greece
2: Close the Channel tunnel
3: Bomb Portugal
4: Bomb Scotland
5: Bomb Spain
6: Rename Europe The Unites States of Great Britain
7: Bomb Germany - preferably when Angela Merkel is at home
8: Find something else for Francois Hollande to do
9: Sell Malta to the highest bidder on e-bay
10: Bomb China and Russia

COMING NEXT WEEK: How to tackle famine in Africa.